Wednesday funnies

[beej]

HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTER

 

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude

was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed

hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting

room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three

people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and

every member of the audience."

 

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful

antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye

on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my

family for six generations."

 

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly

chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The

crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light

gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed

the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's

fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.........................."sh*t!" said the Hypnotist...

 

It took three days to clean up the senior center

[beej]

oops wrong forum

[John13]

It's even funny in this forum.

[Don S at Barefoot CNC South]

That was a TINY bit funny ya think Keebler?