I am trying to find a router shop that can handle some very long workpieces. The longest of these is 26'! From what I know of the project so far, the pieces shouldn't be very complex, but the size is obviously a huge issue. Any help would be much appreciated.

Intersting idea. Unfortunately, where I live it's hard to get a dealer to come out for a house call. I'm about 6 hours north of San Francisco, and there are no dealers up here.

I have a customer that I do a lot of 3D programming for. Most of this company's stuff is fairly simple, semi-organic forms and I can draw it pretty easily. I am now looking at a project for them that might be better to have scanned than to draw from scratch. There is no one locally who has the equipment, so I am trying to find a contact, or at least find some information on what to look for. The piece is about the size of a pint glass, and shouldn't require too much resolution. Any help that anyone can offer would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

Je suis un beignet de gelée. (Franck, is that correct?)

Franck, would you believe we acutally were taught that in class? It was in our text book!

Ce qu'il est laid, ce bebe! Eh, doucement! C'est moi! I was too late to chime in on the lettering problem, but wanted to demonstrate that I took French in Junior High School. Obviously, I didn't learn much, 'cuz that's all I remember.

Acupulco safety tip #1: Always be sure to check the depth of the water before diving from the local cliffs.

A-ron, are you implying that Clinton was anything less than a stellar example of a perfect, flawless, and infallible human being? I suppose next you're gonna try to tell me that he lied to the American people while waggling his finger at them. Heavens! My perfect little delusional world is crumbling!

I think it is wonderful how someone can make up a little fable to illustrate their own personal beliefs and we all accept it as establishing some fundamental truth.

Jack, here's a little variation: Lovelace - Mr. President, Mr. President! Bush – "Yes Mark, what is it this time?" Lovelace – "Is it true Mr. President, that the CIA regularly uses G02 for a clockwise assault?" Bush (whispering to Cheney) "That guys a real a$$hole." Cheney (to Lovelace) - "Go F@#& yourself!"

So now I guess I'm banished to the back of the press room, never to get called on again?

CHER can you believe people still pay to see her?!?! My 10 year old daughter likes Cher. Go figure. Yeah, I can't imagine paying money to see her. But then again, I really can't imagine paying money to be dropped from 200 feet up!

Is the Brickyard 400 really better attended than the Indy 500? I had always thought that the 500 had the highest combined attendance and viewership of any sporting event. Either way, I'd love to go there someday. I used to go to Laguna Seca in the summers, but I haven't been there for too many years.

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What exactly does un-American mean? From my experiences on this Forum, I'd say it apparently means anyone who is a free-thinker and puts their allegiance to their country and the constitution above their allegiance to the President. Of course, I know you're all ready with that funny little 'flame thrower' icon, or perhaps the guy paddling the other guy on the head.