O/T CANADIAN TEMP CONVERSION CHART

[cadcamjim]

THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

 

50 F (10 C)

 

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians plant gardens.

 

35 F (1.6 C)

 

Italian Cars won't start.

Canadians drive with the windows down.

 

32 F (0 C)

 

American water freezes.

Canadian water gets thicker.

 

0 F (-17.9 C)

 

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

 

-60 F (-51 C)

 

Mt. St. Helens freezes.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

 

-100 F (-73 C)

 

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

 

-173 F (-114 C)

 

Ethyl alcohol Freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

 

-460 F (-273 C)

 

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

 

-500 F (-295 C)

 

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

[Bullines]

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-500 F (-295 C)

 

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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LOL

[Scott Bond]

Good Morning cadcamjim

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50 F (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably.

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It was 50 two times already this year,I just put on my heavy coat to go to the break truck.

[P_Scott]

cadcamjim,

 

LOL

 

I saw the same e-mail that someone sent to me with the exception of one thing. Instead of "Canadians" the group of people were "New Englanders" and it wasn't the Toronto Maple Leafs that won the Stanley Cup, it was the Boston Red Sox winning the World Series. Those were essentially the only differences.

 

Scott,

 

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It was 50 two times already this year,I just put on my heavy coat to go to the break truck.

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Hell. That's short sleeves and beach trunks weather around here. Even if the sun's not out.

 

[ 01-23-2004, 10:41 AM: Message edited by: Peter Scott ]

[ScottyB]

Very good Cadcamjim,

6 workdays 'til I leave for Mexico. Even I'm starting to hate this weather. It's been below zero for that last couple days and it won't get above 18 for the next week. We're finally getting some snow though.

-10F...cover all exposed skin.

+90F...Expose as much skin as possible. Alcohol consumption will help you remember to remove even more clothing.

Visions of bikinis dancing in my head.

 

ScottyB. TGIF

[McRae]

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cadcamjim,

 

LOL

 

I saw the same e-mail that someone sent to me with the exception of one thing. Instead of "Canadians" the group of people were "New Englanders" and it wasn't the Toronto Maple Leafs that won the Stanley Cup, it was the Boston Red Sox winning the World Series. Those were essentially the only differences.

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That's right because everthing is always about America...

[Nominal]

Everything that matters

[steve f]

...to Americans.