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I was hopin' you guys didn't scare him away. Farm animals... TMI!!!! biggrin.giftongue.gif

 

Ya know, you're reeeeeeely going to have to keep the farm animal stories between yourself and your cousins!! eek.gifbiggrin.giftongue.gif

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You Know You're In California When...

 

1. The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

 

2. You were born somewhere else.

 

3. You know how to eat an artichoke.

 

4. The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

 

5. Your car has bulletproof windows.

 

6. Left is right and right is wrong.

 

7. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

 

8. Your mouse has only one ball.

 

9. You need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up.

 

10. You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by.

 

11. You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.

 

12. You drive to your neighborhood block party.

 

13. Your family tree contains 'significant others'.

 

14. Your cat has it's own psychiatrist.

 

15. You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

 

16. You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

 

17. More than clothes come out of the closets.

 

18. When 'the Dead' are best live.

 

19. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

 

20. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.

 

21. More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.

 

22. Smoking in your office is not optional.

 

23. When you can't schedule a meeting because you must 'do lunch'.

 

24. Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.

 

25. Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.

 

26. You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.

 

27. You consult your horoscope before planning your day.

 

28. A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.

 

29. When all highways into the state say: 'no fruits'.

 

30. All highways out of the state say: 'Go back'.

 

31. You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

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For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area.

 

Here it is below:

 

GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:

 

Name:______________ Stage name: ________________

Agent:______________ Attorney:__________________

 

Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both

 

If female, indicate breast implant size: ____

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___

 

Please list brand of cell phone: ________.

If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________

 

Please check hair color:

Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde

Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead

 

Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that

apply)

[ ] Eating

[ ] Applying make-up

[ ] Talking on the phone

[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat

[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs

[ ] Tanning

[x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)

[ ] Watching TV

[ ] Reading Variety

[ ] Surfing the net via laptop

 

Please indicate how many times:

a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____

B) how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____

 

If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:

a) Call the police to report the crime

B) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase

c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through

d) Call your therapist

e) None of the above (South Central residents only)

 

In the event of an earthquake, should you:

a) stop your car

B) keep driving and hope for the best

c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones

d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4

 

In the instance of rain, you should:

a) decelerate by 5 mph

B) drive twice as fast as usual

c) you're not sure what "rain" is

 

Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____.

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

a) Prozac

B) Zovirax

c) Lithium

d) Zanax

e) Valium

f) Zoloft

If none, please explain: __________________.

 

Length of daily commute:

a) 1 hour

B) 2 hours

c) 3 hours

d) 4 hours or more

 

When stopped by police, should you:

a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready

B) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway

c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.

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For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam

Midwest...

for those that ARE fortunate enough to live there..heres their copy!

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Para las de usted que no sean "afortunada" bastantes a vivir en California, aquí es una copia del examen del conductor de California, y para las de usted que lo hagan, estudiar duro verdadero. Esto es un nuevo examen. Desde condiciones que conducen (y cultura) sea único en Los Ángeles, usted no puede haber realizado que el departamento de California de los vehículos de motor ahora ha publicado una prueba especial del uso y del conductor solamente para el área metropolitana de Los Ángeles. Aquí está abajo: MAYOR USO DE LA LICENCIA DE CONDUCTOR DEL ÁREA DE LOS ÁNGELES: Nombre:______________ Nombre artístico: agente:______________ del ________________ Abogado:__________________ Sexo: del ___ del ___ masculino del ___ antes del ___ ___ femenino masculino femenino ambos antes Si la hembra, indica tamaño del implante del pecho: ¿el ____ quiere el tamaño de sus implantes obstaculiza su capacidad de funcionar con seguridad un vehículo de motor de cualquier manera? Sí ___ Ningún ___ Por favor marca de fábrica de la lista del teléfono de la célula: ________. Si usted no posee un teléfono de la célula, explique por favor:________________________ Compruebe por favor el color del pelo: Hembras: [ ] Adolescentes Del Blonde Del Platino Del Blonde [ ]: [ ] [ ] [ ] Cabeza rapada Azul Púrpura Compruebe por favor las actividades que usted se realiza mientras que conduce: (compruebe todo el que apliqúese) [ ] comiendo [ ] aplicando el maquillaje [ ] que habla en el teléfono [ ] que da una palmada a cabritos en el back-seat [ ] que aplica el tratamiento del cellulite a la variedad de resoplido de la lectura de la cocaína de los muslos que mira que broncea [ ] [ x ] (comprobada ya para la facilidad del uso) [ ] TV [ ] [ ] que practica surf la red vía la computadora portátil Indique por favor cuántas veces: a) usted espera tirar en el otro ____ de los conductores B) en cuántas veces usted espera ser tirado mientras que conduce el ____ Si usted es la víctima de un coche que alza con el gato, usted debe inmediatamente: a) Llame a policía para divulgar al canal de la llamada del crimen B) 4 noticias para divulgar el crimen, después para mirar su coche en las noticias en una persecución de alta velocidad c) llamar a su abogado y para discutir pleito contra la compañía del teléfono portátil para la llamada 911 que no pasa con d) llamada su therapist e) ninguno del antedicho (los residentes centrales del sur solamente) En el acontecimiento de un terremoto, si usted: a) para su subsistencia del coche B) que conduce y la esperanza del mejor c) inmediatamente uso su teléfono de la célula de llamar toda amó que unos d) saca su cámara de vídeo y obtiene la cantidad para el canal 4 En el caso de la lluvia, usted debe: a) decelera por 5 mph de la impulsión de B) dos veces más rápidamente que c) usted no es seguro cuáles la "lluvia" es Indique por favor el número de las sesiones de la terapia por semana: ____. ¿Usted está tomando actualmente cualesquiera de las medicaciones siguientes? a) Valium del litio de Prozac B) Zovirax c) d) Zanax e) f) Zoloft si ningunos, explican por favor: __________________. La longitud del diario conmuta: a) 1 hora B) 2 horas de c) 3 horas de d) 4 horas o más Cuando es parado por el policía, si usted: a) el tirón encima y tiene su licencia de conductor y el intento listo de la forma del seguro B) para outrun lo conduciendo la manera incorrecta en 405 la autopista sin peaje c) tiene su cámara de vídeo lista y para provocarlo para atacar, así asegurándose de un pleito fuerte.

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