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[Steel Surgeon]

Nigerian scam letter

Greetings, sir. I got your e-mail address from a very confidential source -- the Internet. I am the prince, minister and Grand Poo-ba of one of many foreign nations that you stupid Americans have never heard of. There is a billion, kazillion dollars in an account here that rightfully belongs to my family and my people. Due to some horrid-bloody military coup in which my entire family, several accountants and various goats lost their lives, I cannot reach this money. But you, an American who has never heard of my country, can march right into the corner branch of God-Forsaken-War-Torn-East-of-Nowhere-Africa and deposit this money right into your fat American bank account. For your trouble, I'll give you a few million off the top -- because what's a few million between confidential best friends who have never actually even heard of one another?

 

OK, let's start from the top. Do not kid yourself. You are not so important that the High Priest of Anywhere will e-mail you requesting help. Rid yourself of your delusions of grandeur -- or as we say back home, you may sing "Like a Virgin" into your hairbrush every night, but that doesn't make you Madonna.

 

Here's what will happen when you give strangers your bank account information: They will take your money. Period. End of story. You get nothing, but you lose a lot.

 

 

I am sure we all have seen alot of these.

[SledGeek]

quote:

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Grand Poo-ba

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Only a Michigander (wrif listener) would use that term !

[crazy^millman]

Look like the Same thing plast put up not to long ago.

 

 

Crazy Millman

[Thad]

Millman,

 

Looks like someone poking fun at the emails that Plasttav posted a while ago.

 

Thad

[Marty A]

wrif listener here

 

marty

[fboike]

+1 motty RIF rocks

[P_Scott]

Newbie,

 

I admit, you're version of the letter is funny but the scam is not. There have been some hopeful, not so stupid people who got suckered by this scam and lost more than just their money. The FBI is highly interested in the murderers behind this and are tracking several leads as I type this. If you ever get this e-mail, or know someone who does, contact the FBI immediately so they can track the source and bring justice to these greedy b@$t@rds.

 

[ 10-24-2003, 10:53 AM: Message edited by: Peter Scott ]