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For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area.
Here it is below:
GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:
Name:______________ Stage name: ________________
Agent:______________ Attorney:__________________
Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both
If female, indicate breast implant size: ____
Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___
Please list brand of cell phone: ________.
If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________
Please check hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead
Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that
apply)
[ ] Eating
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Talking on the phone
[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
Please indicate how many times:
a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____
how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____
If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:
a) Call the police to report the crime
Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase
c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through
d) Call your therapist
e) None of the above (South Central residents only)
In the event of an earthquake, should you:
a) stop your car
keep driving and hope for the best
c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones
d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4
In the instance of rain, you should:
a) decelerate by 5 mph
drive twice as fast as usual
c) you're not sure what "rain" is
Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____.
Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
a) Prozac
Zovirax
c) Lithium
d) Zanax
e) Valium
f) Zoloft
If none, please explain: __________________.
Length of daily commute:
a) 1 hour
2 hours
c) 3 hours
d) 4 hours or more
When stopped by police, should you:
a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready
try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway
c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.
You Know You're In California When...
1. The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
2. You were born somewhere else.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
5. Your car has bulletproof windows.
6. Left is right and right is wrong.
7. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
8. Your mouse has only one ball.
9. You need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up.
10. You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by.
11. You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.
12. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
13. Your family tree contains 'significant others'.
14. Your cat has it's own psychiatrist.
15. You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
16. You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
17. More than clothes come out of the closets.
18. When 'the Dead' are best live.
19. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
20. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.
21. More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
22. Smoking in your office is not optional.
23. When you can't schedule a meeting because you must 'do lunch'.
24. Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
25. Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.
26. You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
27. You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
28. A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.
29. When all highways into the state say: 'no fruits'.
30. All highways out of the state say: 'Go back'.
31. You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
Just wanted to say Thanks to Bullines.................where ever you are.........
Fixed the same error message Thad was getting in ver9 with the tools.
We are swithing over to a new server..........and having a few problems/issues.
Now I can also print to the printer next to me hooked to another computer.........instead of waking to the front office.
Thanks You Forum
Optimize....................I just remembered when I was working on the EDM..........
"Select Optimize Toolpath to enable this option as the default for new toolpaths. It causes Mastercam to eliminate arcs from the toolpath if, in the compensated toolpath, they would be smaller than the radius of the selected tool."
HTH
There is a option to change..........upper right side..............can't remember what they call it......... don't have Mastercam in front of me...........below the comp option....I think......you click on when using cutter comp so you can comp bigger than the rad.
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