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Midwest

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  1. Mobile homes in Pennsylvania..............Keebler country.
  2. For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. Here it is below: GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION: Name:______________ Stage name: ________________ Agent:______________ Attorney:__________________ Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both If female, indicate breast implant size: ____ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___ Please list brand of cell phone: ________. If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________ Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply) [ ] Eating [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application) [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via laptop Please indicate how many times: a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____ how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____ If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately: a) Call the police to report the crime Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through d) Call your therapist e) None of the above (South Central residents only) In the event of an earthquake, should you: a) stop your car keep driving and hope for the best c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4 In the instance of rain, you should: a) decelerate by 5 mph drive twice as fast as usual c) you're not sure what "rain" is Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____. Are you presently taking any of the following medications? a) Prozac Zovirax c) Lithium d) Zanax e) Valium f) Zoloft If none, please explain: __________________. Length of daily commute: a) 1 hour 2 hours c) 3 hours d) 4 hours or more When stopped by police, should you: a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.
  3. You Know You're In California When... 1. The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. 2. You were born somewhere else. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic. 5. Your car has bulletproof windows. 6. Left is right and right is wrong. 7. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 8. Your mouse has only one ball. 9. You need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up. 10. You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by. 11. You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it. 12. You drive to your neighborhood block party. 13. Your family tree contains 'significant others'. 14. Your cat has it's own psychiatrist. 15. You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them. 16. You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance. 17. More than clothes come out of the closets. 18. When 'the Dead' are best live. 19. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. 20. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse. 21. More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers. 22. Smoking in your office is not optional. 23. When you can't schedule a meeting because you must 'do lunch'. 24. Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks. 25. Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news. 26. You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman. 27. You consult your horoscope before planning your day. 28. A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery. 29. When all highways into the state say: 'no fruits'. 30. All highways out of the state say: 'Go back'. 31. You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
  4. You been burning them again...........
  5. Bakin cookie...........Keebler Bakin cookie...........Keebler Bakin cookie...........Keebler
  6. I e-mailed Günther Massimo @ GMCCS To see if he can help.
  7. Keebler..............Don't you have some cookies to bake?????????????
  8. just noticed your from Pa.............whatch out for the little guy............Keebler.....
  9. Maybe try changing the gap settings.........try .010 or a smaller #
  10. Sounds like you need to use the ramp feature...
  11. quote: I think problems with privilages will be taken care of in X. Nope.............but working now
  12. Just wanted to say Thanks to Bullines.................where ever you are......... Fixed the same error message Thad was getting in ver9 with the tools. We are swithing over to a new server..........and having a few problems/issues. Now I can also print to the printer next to me hooked to another computer.........instead of waking to the front office. Thanks You Forum
  13. Midwest

    DOH!

    quote: DOH! Why does that make me think of KEEBLER???????
  14. This one James??????????? Nice choice James........
  15. quote: I got a Sweatshirt in the mail a bit ago AND a T-Shirt... not to brag or anything! [big Grin] [Razz]
  16. quote: I can't help, sorry. We already new that Keebler..............
  17. Optimize....................I just remembered when I was working on the EDM.......... "Select Optimize Toolpath to enable this option as the default for new toolpaths. It causes Mastercam to eliminate arcs from the toolpath if, in the compensated toolpath, they would be smaller than the radius of the selected tool." HTH
  18. There is a option to change..........upper right side..............can't remember what they call it......... don't have Mastercam in front of me...........below the comp option....I think......you click on when using cutter comp so you can comp bigger than the rad.

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