New Year Resolutions

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

Well I cant get any better looking, smarter or humbler than I already am, so I think I'll just try to sell more MC this year than last.

 

 

Jimmy

[Scott Bond]

Wow

For a minute there , I thought Jay wrote that.

I mean you sound just like him, could it be all MC dealers are alike?

[PBpaul]

Now Jimmy! I don't want to come right out and "throw off" on your good looks and smarts and such so I guess I'll just tell you this joke. I may have seen it here first, so my apologies to the originator, if that's the case.

 

This little ole lady confides in her doctor that she is having terrible gas. Fortunately, she says, when a little slips out, nobody can hear it and it doesn't smell bad either. He gives her some pills and tells her to come back in two weeks.

 

She comes back madder than heck. She says she still has gas only now, when she farts, you can hear it in the next building! At least they still don't smell, she tells him.

 

"Well good" he says.

 

"What can be good about it" she asks?

 

"Well, now that we've got your hearing fixed" he says, "we can go to work on your sinuses."

 

Happy New Year- PBPaul

[J Coulston]

Make more money. Pay fewer taxes. The more I make the more they take.

 

John

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

J Coulston,

Thats what I'm looking for. For, an honest resolution.

 

(Paul's just jealous cause I am soooo pretty!)

 

Paul,

Looks like I'll be down with the girls before long to ride that horse. I'll email u or call to try to work out our schedules. Have a happy one.

 

Jimmy

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

Hog'

You have any new years resolution?

 

Jimmy teh you geeterhead

 

Jimmy

[jkilby]

Jimmy,

See if you can make through the year without locking your keys in the car.

[Code_Breaker]

Buy a new home . . . increase my outside work . . . build a new website

 

Oh, yeah == > make more money.

[PBpaul]

Hey Jimmy:

Gus (the horse) just got new shoes as a matter of fact. Bring 'em on.

You have a good New Year, too.- PBPaul

PS: Katie is the pretty one, not you.

[Katie Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

PS: Katie is the pretty one, not you.

 

Thanks Paul! Everyone knows I'm the pretty one in the company Jimmy just thinks he is....my resolution this year is not to make one, that way I won't feel bad when I don't keep it.

 

Katie the boss lady!

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

Paul,

 

Iknow your just sayin that bout Katie thinking she might send you a MC shirt. Her head will swell up now like a pumpkin.

 

Joey,

Couple of weeks ago I had to unlock the jeep. I'm getting really good at breaking into my own car, you know what they say, practice makes perfect.

 

Jimmy

[cadcam]

Ok Jimmy you are confusing me.

I know that it is real easy but you keep pulling these name out of NO were.

 

WHO in the heck are Joey & Hog.

I find my self going back and trying to find these names.

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

Jay,

 

Joey is jkilby

Hog (pronounced hawg) is gary woody

Paul is pbpaul

Slick Willy is Trevor.

 

 

Did you get the jpg I sent?

 

JImmy

 

[ 01-02-2004, 11:50 AM: Message edited by: Jimmy Wakeford, from Barefoot CNC ]

[chris m]

Jimmy

 

You can't get any more modest, either, so I think you're in trouble

 

You guys have too damn much fun down there; I'd think about moving, but I like working with people that have teeth.

 

I don't know what Katie looks like, but she sure sounds good on the phone...

 

I resolve to get Jimmy's autograph

 

 

Chris teh Jimmy's a geeterhead for sure

[Brendan P]

quote:

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but I like working with people that have teeth.

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Oooohhhhh.....

So that's why they eat them boiled pee-nuts!

 

 

Hey,that was 1000

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

"I'd think about moving, but I like working with people that have teeth."

 

We all have teeth, mostly the originals too. Its shoes that we dont have down here hence the name BAREFOOT CNC. Not toothless cnc.

 

Its in the virginia's that people have no teeth, Just ask "Toothless Todd Patterson" @ CNC Services.(Sorry, Todd could not resist.)

 

Jimmy teh "Maw, I cant find my teeth can I borrow yours?"

 

Jimmy

 

[ 01-02-2004, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: Jimmy Wakeford, from Barefoot CNC ]

[Jayson Kramer]

Jimmy you mean the one under your name NO.

[chris m]

Jimmy

 

I think that Johnny Bravo avatar is CLASSIC!

 

That has to be the all-time best, or maybe second to Jack's

 

Beautiful

 

C

[Todd Patterson]

quote:

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Oooohhhhh.....

So that's why they eat them boiled pee-nuts!

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Gotta' put them thar peanuts in the blender first!

[cadcam]

OH S**T!!!! ROFLMAO

[Trevor Bailey]

WOW Todd....Great pic. Just look at that beautiful smile .

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

Chris,

 

Johnny B is da'Man! First time I watched it with the girls I laughed so hard. If you have not seen Johnny Bravo you need to.

 

Here are a couple Quotes from Johhny:

(He sounds like Elvis)

 

"Hello teen hotline...Your boyfriend left you?..So what are you wearing?"

 

"I know I'm late, but I look good."

 

I've got alot of his wav files on my laptop. Sort of a self improvement course for the modest.

 

JImmy

[PBpaul]

Katie:

I can't believe that Jimmy would accuse me of buttering you up for a MC T-shirt! What I need is a calendar.

Paul

[cadcam]

quote:

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Jimmy,

See if you can make through the year without locking your keys in the car.

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Oh know I missed this one.So Jimmy how many times for 2003?

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

Jay,

 

Not many, jusy 5-6 times.

 

Jimmy