PLEASE, read this mail

[Katie Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

George, when did you become poor?

[George Bailey from Warvel Products]

Katie,

When I became a programmer....

 

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[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

quote:

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...I'm kinda poor and would really like to have a copy of Mastercam at home also...

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I'm sure Katie could hook you up with a copy of demo.

[Katie Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

I dunno about that James, he really hasn't done anything for me, I help him out all the time, and get nothing in return...what's up with that? George, I know you and Everett will soon be rolling in the money! ha ha ha

[Wally]

Could someone just direct this guy to Jessie`s web site? Maybe he`ll find it there.

[George Bailey from Warvel Products]

Katie,

well, there goes the Mustang.....

[Katie Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

George,

 

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can just drop the mustang off at the office, just leave the keys and the top down

[Slixmix]

I don't usually take up these sort of causes but as you will see this one is really compelling.

Please read and if after you do I feel you too will be compelled to "help".

 

 

My name is Efendi. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.

 

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't

cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

 

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen

said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

 

Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless xxxx who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow horrible death and then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?

 

Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

 

Thank You,

 

Efendi "Smiley" Evans

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

ROFL!!!!!!

[Toolfab]

OMG.........lmao

[Wally]

WOW - what an imagination. i`m pissing my pants.

[Mike Mattera - TFM]

Absolutely The Funniest Thing I've Read In a While. ROFL!!!!!

 

Signed ....

a mean and heartless xxxx who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head.

 

Mike Mattera

[CPeast]

quote:

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If you want to help me,you can send me money or master cam disc installer at my home:

Jln. Demak Bintoro III no. 6B Nusukan - Solo

57135 - Indonesia.

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Checks in the mail

[jrykrl]

I need a third base for my son's team, I'll even throw in a jersey for the burlap bag!!!

Jer teh tears in my eyes

[Scott Bond]

efendi,I don't mean any disk respect but

"quit while your a head."

 

 

I don't even know why , but this hole thread is cracken me up!

[Joeyls319]

very funny thread.

 

+1 N Franco

 

"quit while your a head" LMAO

[BernieT]

"quit while your a head."

 

LOL - Scott, you have an evil mind!!

[George Bailey from Warvel Products]

Third base with a built in coach !