O/T Ted Nugent

[d00d]

This was attributed to Ted NUgent. I dont know if he wrote it, but it makes sense to me.

d00d

 

Written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and hunter/naturalist, upon hearing that California Senators B. Boxer and D. Feinstein denounced him for being a "gun owner" and a "Rock Star". This was his response after telling the senators about his past contributions to children's charities and scholarship foundations which have totaled more than $13.7 million in the last 5 years!!

 

I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.

 

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

 

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

 

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.

 

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

 

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad.

 

This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations.

 

I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.

 

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't feel like everyone else should have to.

 

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will.

 

Get over it.

 

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.

 

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

 

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed. I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is" -ever.

 

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it. I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

 

I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

 

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

 

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

 

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

 

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.

 

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.

 

I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake.

 

I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.

 

I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

 

I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

 

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.

 

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

 

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male.

 

If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

 

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.

 

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child. It takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.

 

I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.

 

I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

 

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right.

 

I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.

 

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

 

Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American.

 

But that's tough.

 

Ted Nugent

[keving67]

It is not Ted Nugent, sorry. It's been going around the internet for some time now.

[Brendan P]

Ted Nugent is the man anyway!

[Bullines]

That's an old one and I usually see it apparently to be from George Carlin.

 

Total hoax

[Steel Surgeon]

It sure sounds like Ted!

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

Regardless of who penned it, it still makes sense and I agree with it.

[d00d]

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Regardless of who penned it, it still makes sense and I agree with it.

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+1

[Dan Schnars]

I agree with it too... and if someone doesn't like it... "Get over it"...

 

 

[Tim Johnson]

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Regardless of who penned it, it still makes sense and I agree with it.

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+1 also

[Camdude®]

+1 billion

[Roger Peterson]

How about Ted Nugent for president? He'd get my vote!

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

Yeah, he'd get my vote. I don't agree with everything he says but the guy sticks to his "guns" with no BS, and I can respect that a whole lot more than a CLinton/Kerry/Gore type. Man, some people think GW is a no BS kind of guy, just imagine if Ted was President. I think the terrorists would definitely get what they've got coming to them at that point.

 

Nugent for Pres, Nugent for Pres, Nugent for Pres...

 

James teh humming stranglehold

 

Were's that CD with Nugent on it???

[Jack K]

Uncle Teddy is the man!!

[Mark Lovelace]

I agree with some of it, but not with all of it. For example, I thought the Taco Bell dog was stupid. I won't mention the other comments I disagree with, as that would only cause this thread to run up to 200+ posts.

 

But I agree that turkey bacon sucks.

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

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...I won't mention the other comments I disagree with, as that would only cause this thread to run up to 200+ posts.

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Wasamatter Mark... 'fraid of some barbs???

 

j/k

[jspangler]

Hi

I agree with it!! It's common sense, not some prepared statement designed to sound good, say nothing, and offend no one.

 

What political party would that put me in??

Seriously.

 

BTW, My first taste of the Nuge was when I was 7 years old, crankin' "Double Live Gonzo" all summer. Well, until my mom heard the part where he says..."anyone wants to get mellow, you can get the F... outta here, allright!!".

Never saw that record again.

 

John

[wtsylvester]

Living in a state where us gringos are the minority. I for one am pretty sick of the

"Yankee Go Home" attitude here. Not that I am a bigot or anything, but hey the border is about 300 miles south of here....."Run for it" or start speaking english

[d00d]

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"Double Live Gonzo"

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+1000 hehe been a terrible ted fan for most of my years.

[P_Scott]

+1 wtsylvester!

 

There are too many Brazilians in this area that don't understand English. Half of them are working for the Dunkin' Donuts downstairs.

 

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I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will.

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Here's another one that I totally agree with.

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I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child. It takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.

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Anyone who doesn't give the child discipline and lets the child get what they want is just asking for trouble. There are others I agree with no matter who penned it. Whoever it was, thanks.

[jeff]

The Whackmaster for prez!

With George Carlin as the V.P.!