O/T I am being Investigated

[Scott Bond]

Good Morning all

 

I am being Investigated at work.

I am Scott Bond I am honest, and affended.

I will post from home, all emails will be from fome as well. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

[P_Scott]

Scott,

 

"'Bond: Do you expect me to talk?'

'Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.'"

 

What's the deal? Why are you being investigated? What does "management" think you have done? Good Luck and keep us informed.

[jeff]

good luck Scott,

Hope everything turns out for the best

[Jim Whipple]

When you get home, let us know what's up...

Jimi

[iowajim62]

Hi Scott,

Sent you e-mail at home.

Good Luck

[EZ3PUTT]

Bond, Hide out in the Kandy Kat and wait for further instructions.

[Julie's_Man]

Sorry to hear of your sit-i-ation. Best regards.

[EZ3PUTT]

Bond, just realized my spelling was wrong. Should have been Candy Cat. It's been so long since i've been there. But it was a good place to hide out for an hour or two.

[Philcott]

Scott,

 

Stand tall, walk proud and let integrity carry you through. Good luck and keep us informed. Our shop is always investigating someone for something. 99% of the time an item has just been misplaced and it turns up later.

 

Good Luck,

Phil

[Marty A]

good luck mr. bond. this a crummy thing for them to be doing at this time a year. sounds pretty petty of them. merry xmas........motty

 

[ 12-13-2002, 12:59 PM: Message edited by: motty ]

[Rekd™]

From the sounds of it, you're being investigated for your use of the internet. More specifically, this message board. What were you thinking??? Nobody in their right mind would take a chance on using the internet at work to get answers and advice to help make thier company work better?!?!?!?!

 

I just don't get it.. Companies getting mad for your use of an internet tool that helps that company produce better product...

 

-Rekd

 

[ 12-13-2002, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: Rekd ]

[Jack Mitchell]

Mr. Bond,

 

I know that timing is extremely important, so I will cut to the chase.

Kill the lights, draw the curtains, disconnect your telephone, and immediately abandon your mailbox – unless you’re expecting a cheque.

 

Andrew and I will see to it that you have a new identity, once you reach the 42nd parallel, please enter at the Detroit/Windsor crossing, preferably around the 2:00AM mark – call me on the red cell phone 45 minutes prior to crossing. (I am a Canadian citizen, I have been in the U.S. for 20 days, I have only these Krispy Cream donuts to claim ($21.00 worth), and would you like one? – Works every time. (Memorize this, and then eat the paper).

 

Your new life shall entail an opportunity to earn a living (somewhere in southern Ontario), 100K in salary, the right to privacy, freedom of speech, and a pretty fair medical & benefits package.

 

The show up and cut it moniker has finally made it’s mark – please do not despair for you will live a long & happy life up here along side the Eskimos, salmon, and polar bears.

 

This message will self destruct within 20 seconds.

 

Regards, Jack

[Scott Bond]

I am back !

Hi all ----thanks for posting.

 

Our office staff now has more time to do there work, and less time watching me show up and cut it.

[Mark H]

So what were you being investigated for?

[Scott Bond]

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So what were you being investigated for?

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Amount of Internet time,and my internet search files. And of course any Ha Ha type emails that come from outside of the company.

[McRae]

I think that if this is the case - then your compoany should also investigate the amount of time that some individuals take for smoke breaks - you would be suprised to find out how much time is wasted on this filthy habit!

[Tony]

Andrew

Some of are staff want to be compensated

Since they do not smoke.

They are demanding "Fresh air Breaks"

[Julie's_Man]

Here, here!

[Thad]

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They are demanding "Fresh air Breaks"

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I third that!

 

Thad