OT: Teenage Daughters

[DangBubba00]

I found this therapeutic to write instead of actually performing the act...

 

Angry Father Damages Suitor’s Car With Baseball Bat

 

WINCHESTER: A distraught father of a 15 year old teenage girl lost composure yesterday and virtually destroyed another local teen’s car with only an aluminum “T-Ball” style baseball bat at approximately 6:30 PM. Minutes before the encounter the unidentified male driver was heard by neighbors yelling the girl’s name out his car window as he slowly drove past the Penski property at 21 Willowbrook Road. Barely escaping serious injury, he was last seen stumbling away from the scene holding his bleeding head.

 

Enraged beyond consolation, and being encouraged by the chanting of other neighborhood fathers of teenaged girls that quickly gathered at the scene and surrounded the car, Aldo Penski, 42, proceeded to destroy the vehicle with a force and determination never before seen coming from this slightly built man. Witnesses likened the spectacle to urban legends of elderly women lifting cars off their trapped and dying cats. “It was like out of a movie,” said one nearby neighbor. “I heard he was nuts, but this was unreal. We’re moving.”

 

Mr. Penski’s bail has been set for $100,000 and has been charged with assault and is currently undergoing psychiatric evaluation. He is scheduled to appear in front of Judge Renquist in Randolph Superior Court Wednesday. Charges are expected to dropped as the driver refuses to press charges and Judge Renquist is also the father of two teenage twin girls the same age.

[deanj]

Um,yoga and self help books,possibly a vacation.

Just breath you'll be alright. ...JMD.

[Scott Bond]

Once my sister was on a date(1967), and the boy asked my sister (Alison)

WHAT Is this pickup with the one headlight that has been following me all night.

Alison says “ Oh That’s my Dad”

 

[ 07-17-2002, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Scott Bond ]

[jspangler]

Ha ha!!!

 

Great Story.

 

My stepdaughter just turned thirteen, I guess it's time to stop by the sporting goods store.

 

John

[chris m]

There is a line in a movie I saw a while back that I liked-

 

"If you hurt my daughter I've got a .45 and a shovel; I don't think anyone'll miss you..."

 

I've got one 11 and another one on the way; Yikes!

 

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[Keith Graydon]

Wow!

I guess that Angry Dad really did loose his mind there. Have you checked the price of some of those bats lately? 200$-300$ american.

 

KLG

[TheePres]

Now that my daughter is 20, I can laugh at this post.

[Zero]

Heh. Mine's 4. I'm dreading the day when I need to go the store to buy a bat

[n_tydingco]

My daughter turned 18 in February and graduated last month. She took a trip shortly after with a group of classmates to Puerto Vallarta (sp?) and when she got home she had pictures of her and her friends wearing beads around their neck a la Mardi Gras

 

She says she didn't have to flash, but I'll see when the next edition of Girls Gone Wild goes on sale.

 

All you can do is hope that you've taught them well as they grow up.

 

[kathy]

Don't forget us Mom's of teenage girls - mine is 12 1/2 going on 18...

 

And she is beginning to belive that I am one step ahead of her. (the ol been there, done that...)

 

Kathy

[Greg Williams]

mmm,

 

You people are making me a little worried, luckly my little sweety just turned 3, so that gives me some time to choose between the Aluminium or the trusty timber model

[MetalMarvels]

Just had one go off to college (21yrs) and have another going to be a senior in High School (17 yrs). Just to top it off, got a boy who is 14 and getting phone calls from girls all the time. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Do they make solid aluminum bats?????????

 

[limitless creativity]

Well here is from the other side.

I got two boys, One just graduated from High school. The other will be a senior nrxt year.

Can't keep track of all the girls names that call.

 

Glad I have boys.

 

Mike

[jdempsey]

Well, I have a daughter that is 9 and I have the titanium bat just waiting in the corner. I hope to get longer tool life over the aluminum one.

[TheePres]

Forget bats, just paste "NRA" stickers on bumpers and windows of your pick-up trucks and make sure your gun cleaning kit is atop coffe table when date comes over to pick daughter up.

It will all pass, my daughter now in Air-Force and son off to NYU next month.

[heeler]

I think that I'll keep a shotgun by the front door to get any creatures stirring around in the middle of the night.

[Robby GM]

i have 2 daughters

21 and 27

27 year old just had to move back home

for a will

with 2 girls ,wife and a female dog i think

im going maddddd

 

forum members with young kids is making

me feel very old now

[Scott Bond]

Hi robby GM

Bummer !!!

 

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[McRae]

Having only a son, I only have to worry about one xxxx - If I had a daughter, then I would have to worry about all of them...

[BernieT]

I raised 3 girls and somehow survived, and now they have their own kids coming into their teenage years. (Heh heh heh - what sweet revenge!)

 

My boss gave me some advice he said I should have had in those years.

 

He said that when the girl reached 12 years old you must take her to the back yard and bury her with a straw in her nose so she can breathe. Now when she becomes 18 years old you go out and... PINCH the straw!!

 

BerTau

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

quote:

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...luckly my little sweety just turned 3, so that gives me some time to choose between the Aluminium or the trusty timber model

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Go with the aluminum. You get better weighting so that you'll get great bat speed. Try to find a -10 (meaning that it is 10 ounces less in weight than the length on the bat). If you get him in the beak, it'll make a nice dimple on the bat, then you can warranty it and get a new one.

[rottncf]

I've found that a couple of hefty rottweillers keeps the callers reeeeeeal polite and very well behaved!

 

Les

[Paul Decelles]

Thought I'd add a little humor into the thread, my father sent me a short video clip that had me rolling with laughter. I've posted it up on the internet, here is a link (You will need sound for this).... Click Here

 

Enjoy...

[cadcam]

Paul Decelles got that one about month ago had me ROFLMAO big time. showed to my wife she thought that was great.

[Craig Madsen from CM3D]

One of my brothers has a solution for his daughters. He says:

 

"I'm buying her a full size van, with a good sound system, TV, DVD, really comfortable seats, and the back seat that lays down to a bed. . . . . because when she is on a date . . . . I want to be comfortable."

 

Craig Madsen