O/T -a joke.

[Thad]

Now I get it. I couldn't see my mouse and thought I wasn't doing something right.

 

Good one, Paul!

 

Thad teh 51 meters

[Thad]

While we're on the topic of games...

 

helicopter game

 

I'm not sure if this one has been posted here or not.

 

Thad

[Code_Breaker]

44 meters . . . where my drink?

 

Code_Breaker

[Jammer™]

The Chinese Detective.

 

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he recieved this report.

 

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go into hotel.

I climb tree, look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree, not see.

 

NO FEE

[Toolfab]

Awesome Thad, that took a minute to get, I got to 731...

 

 

I love my job

[Scott Bond]

Tool Fab 700-plus ---what an Alky

[Toolfab]

Why yes I am, but I ment on Thads helicopter game. I wasn't good at the drunk guy, I walk like that all the time but I regain balance by trying to light a smoke...

[scooterd]

57 meters drinking,

659 in the helicopter

 

Is it time to go yet??

 

Scott

[chris m]

243 feet with the drunk guy; this is America, none of that metric system cr@p

 

911 on the helicopter

 

Have a good weekend guys

 

C

[wtsylvester]

George W. Bush and the Pope

 

The Pope visits Washington and President Bush takes him for a ride down the Potomac on the presidential yacht.

 

They're enjoying themselves when a gust of wind blows the Pope's hat (zucchetto) off and out onto the water. The Secret Service begins to launch a boat but Bush waves them off saying, "Wait. I'll take care of this."

 

Bush steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water, walks out a ways and picks up the hat.

 

Back on board, he hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

 

The next morning the Washington Post carries the story complete with photos under the heading

BUSH CAN'T SWIM