O/T Married? Steady? How long?

[Scott Bond]

Good Morning all,I feel compelled to tell this

 

I saw my wife -to be- at a party and thought she was the prettiest girl ever. She was with someone else and I didn't talk to her. Later that year I was fixed up on a blind date and it was her, Angle. During that date I mentioned that I saw her at the party and I told here that I thought she was awesome. She didn't remember seeing me , so she thought I must be trying some kind of angel on her. So she said that was 4 mouths ago -

(Valley girl-totally-; hand on hip; looking me in the eye)

""OK what was I wearing?"" .

I said take me to your house and I will pick those close out of your closet(as a young man, I was vary bold ). She opened the closet door and I said- this blouse,those pants,that belt, and those shoes, and I was right. She has stayed with me ever since.

 

Scott teh'

She doesn't have a mean bone in her body.

 

[ 10-18-2003, 10:03 AM: Message edited by: Scott Bond ]

[Steel Surgeon]

150 years (15 actually)

[Jack Mitchell]

I met my wife in 1972 in McDonalds restaurant - we both worked our second jobs there; I guess that makes me one of the more experienced or perhaps the least - the only woman that I have fortunately ever been with.

 

Regards, Jack

[Brendan P]

Scott,I love that story. Too cool!

 

Jack....

You... worked at McDonalds??

So that's how you saved up the money to buy that impressive gerstner box.

[biss03]

robk,

even the year is the same?

[Scott Bond]

"I said take me to your house and I will pick those close out of your closet(as a young man, I was vary bold ). She opened the closet door and I said- this blouse,those pants,that belt, and those shoes, and I was right."

 

By today's standards, some people would consider this stalking.

 

By the way I'm Angel Scott's wife. I'm at home today, and I thought I would take advantage of this opportunity, so if you want any dirt on Scott just let me know.

 

Angel

"She doesn't have a mean bone in her body"

[Rekd™]

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Angel

"She doesn't have a mean bone in her body"

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I didn't believe that when he said it, but it was awfully nice of him to say it.

 

Yes, btw, I'd love some dirt on him..

 

'Rekd

[Scott Bond]

Let me see, where to begin?

 

He may be able to program with Mastercam, but he definitely has trouble with the Vcr and Cell phone.

 

He types with one finger.

He gets lost easily while driving.

 

I will accept questions.

 

Angel

[Scott Bond]

Hey,,This is Scott

My wife is hijacking my home seat.

Is this allowed?

Can something be done?

[Rekd™]

LoL!

 

Can you both log on at the same time?

 

'Rekd teh multiple personalities

[Bullines]

The "retina scan required before each post" feature is on the way

[pimij]

I'm glad my wife is practically computer illiterate!

[Scott Bond]

This is Scott

I don't have the retina scan feature

maybe if I stay on line she can't post.

[Rekd™]

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The "retina scan required before each post" feature is on the way

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Oh, great. Now I'm gonna hafta gouge out Rekd's eye to log in and start all these fights!

 

'Rekd teh Barbarian

[Müřlıń®]

quote:

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Hey,,This is Scott

My wife is hijacking my home seat.

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ROFLMAO......heh

 

 

Murlin

[mayday]

quote:

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I will accept questions.

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this is good

 

Hey Scott's better half....

 

how'd he treat ya on sweetest day

[Scott Bond]

I must admit Scott does remember all the important dates, and gives cards and flowers.

 

Angel

[Thad]

quote:

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Hey,,This is Scott

My wife is hijacking my home seat.

Is this allowed?

Can something be done?

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Yeah, there's something you can do...delete your cookies next time!

[Fig sign]

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Let me see, where to begin?

 

He may be able to program with Mastercam, but he definitely has trouble

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My wife can tell even worser things

 

He never knows what a day today ,when someone`s birthday ,he forgets to phone ,he forgets at work about everything and at home he constantly does things with computers and not listening what I am telling him ,he spreads his used socks all over the house, never watch my favourite serial ,

when he is listening his favourite Led Zeppeling Or Deep Purple it is a good idea to go for a walk !

 

He is a miserable soul !

 

Iskander teh married man

 

[ 10-20-2003, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: plasttav ]

[Scott Bond]

This is Scott

Isn't there anybody else's wife out there?

[mayday]

oop's sorry for the double

 

+1 post count for me

 

[ 10-20-2003, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: MayDay ]

[Master Whidbey]

Dated for 3 times knew her 1 week, and got married. Been married 5 years now and have 4 wonderful kids.

[Scott Bond]

This jay, scotts wife brother..

What is going on here?

 

Hi sis what are you doing.

[Rekd™]

OMG, here we go!

 

'Rekd

[Scott Bond]

Hi Jay,

 

Just having a little fun, don't get your knickers in a twist.