How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Müřlıń®]

I don't care how you guys redesign the whole light bulb scenerio, as long as its ISO 9000 compliant and you do all your paperwork

 

 

Murlin

[heeler]

You know, I think that I'm really begining to see the light.

 

 

My wife says that the flashlight is ran by a set of DOUBLE D's.

 

Note to Glenn-Must get one of these flashlights

 

[ 11-12-2003, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: heeler ]

[Philcott]

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My wife says that the flashlight is ran by a set of DOUBLE D's.

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Flashlight!! The world can be run with a set of Double D's. Or at least manipulated.

 

Phil

[Scott Bond]

Phillcot,great minds think alike.

[chris m]

Yeah

 

and ours, too...

 

C

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

ROFL!!!!!!!

I forgot about this one until Rek'd linked to it 'cuz I commented on his +1 to somebody's +1, that somebody +1'd.

[crazy^millman]

-1 or +1 or *1 or /1 or 1^1 as long as we all realize this is a great place.

[Rekd™]

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as long as we all realize this is a great place.

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+1 to that, brotha!!

 

'Rekd

[Charles Davis]

One to change the bulb.

 

One to tell him how to do it.

 

Another to tell him a better way to do it.

 

Three more to give instructions on how to change the bulb after the previous two posted thier solutions.

 

One to ask if they have the current video drivers for the bulb.

 

One to ask, "What's a bulb"?

 

One to ask for a post processor for the bulb.

 

Four to rake the previous poster over the coals.

 

One to change the subject to motorcycles, cars, politics or some other unrelated topic.

 

Twenty to continue to morph the topic further until it is indistinguishable from the original task of changing the bulb.

 

The entire emastercam community to enjoy the show.

 

[ 01-24-2004, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: Charles Davis ]

[NewName]

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Yo, Millman, round up some other Californians and get over to Rekd's garage ASAP!!! Dude's suckin carbon monoxide or something.

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LOL!

 

NN

[Fig sign]

Flying Dutchman ?!?

[Harryman]

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1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

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This goofy thread deserves to be dug back up now'n then.

[Harryman]

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Absolutly Bitchen Thread !!!!1

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Bitchin is so harsh Kathy.

 

Us SCUM, that's Sensitive, Caring, Urban, Males, prefer to think of it as "working through" a temporary chocolate deficiency. The thread will be fine after it finishes off about a 1/2 cup of chocolate chips.

[P_Scott]

Is that bulb the latest and greatest the manufacturer has to offer? Remember 90% of all technical issues "brought to light" with the changing of the "light bulb" are due to outdated products. Keep those bulbs up to date!!

 

Rekd forgot the 30 or 40 posts from resellers and developers to remind those of updates to the product and the next release should fix any bugs. If only there was a light bulb that wouldn't attract thousands of tiny flying insects during the summer months.

[Eeyore-nonhuman forum member]

What is a fee for bulb maintenance program ?

[Rekd™]

LMAOA

 

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Yo, Millman, round up some other Californians and get over to Rekd's garage ASAP!!! Dude's suckin carbon monoxide or something.

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Dammit Harry, Not only did I spew a stream of milk thru my nose, but I was eating Fruity Pebbles and lemme tell ya, they're rough going thru the nasal cavity!

 

'Rekd

[Harryman]

Fruity Buckshot.

[Longbow]

Do we have the proper gages for checking the threads on the light bulb and the socket?

[EZ3PUTT]

It actually takes 4. One to hold the bulb and 3 to drink until the shop starts spinning.

[EZ3PUTT]

It takes 4. One to hold the bulb and 3 to drink until the shop starts spinning.

[Rekd™]

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EZ3PUTT

Member

Member # 3234

 

posted 04-07-2004 01:23 PM It actually takes 4. One to hold the bulb and 3 to drink until the shop starts spinning. Posts: 103 | From: Colorado | Registered: Aug 2002 | IP: Logged

 

 

EZ3PUTT

Member

Member # 3234

 

posted 04-07-2004 02:48 PM It takes 4. One to hold the bulb and 3 to drink until the shop starts spinning. Posts: 103 | From: Colorado | Registered: Aug 2002 | IP: Logged

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Rekd teh ya ever stop to think.. then forget to start again?

[ksmith]

YOU CHANGED MY OFFSET AND NOW I AM GOING TO CRY ABOUT IT....

but the CMM didn't lie about it...

[kamman25]

i dont understand what you guys are talking about. can you download a pic of the lightbulb to the ftp sight so we can get more info?

[kamman25]

im new at a union shop, when the light went out on our hass the operator said he was going to call the electrician i thought he was jokeing. He wasnt, it took an hour to get it changed

[Rekd™]

It only takes one, but it takes 3 to build the ladder..