How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[JG]

Hi everyone,

 

Does anyone have a postprocessor for light bulbs that they are willing to share ?

 

thanks

[Brendan P]

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Sounds like a TV sitcom.

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Sounds like city workers!

 

BTW,what's orange and sleeps three??

Dept. public works truck.

[mcamininc]

Since everybody is having their 2 cents worth.

 

If you change a light bulb at the speed of light and switch it on at less than the speed of light - will you know if it is on or off ?

[JG]

what happens when we learn to travel at the speed of light, then turn on our headlights?

[McRae]

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what happens when we learn to travel at the speed of light, then turn on our headlights?

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The question needs to be massaged a little, given that you are travelling at the speed of light plus 1 mph, will the guy tailgating you on the freeway be able to see your tail lights??

[Scott Bond]

What about the question if there were an immediate stop because the lights went out , what would be the last thing that goes thru the tailgaters mind when he hits the windsheild?

His Bum.

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Sounds like city workers!

BTW,what's orange and sleeps three??

Dept. public works truck.

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In so. Cal the modle of truck used is the "Mendosa"

[EZ3PUTT]

Apparently we've been doing it wrong for years in our shop. We usually have one guy hold the bulb and 3 of us drink until the shop starts spinning.

[Oppiz]

M4 Z.1 unscrew old light bulb

 

 

M3 z-1.0 screw in new light bulb

[Rekd™]

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His Bum.

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Are you from Penn.?

 

It's 'his xxxx!'

 

Say it. SAY IT!!!

 

"His xxxx!!"

 

'Rekd teh in the Red Head from American Pie's voice; "Say my name, B!TCH!"

[A-ron1286490684]

I'm sitting here laughing at the replies in this thread and Billy Squire's "In The Dark" starts playing... what timing!

 

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

A. Well duh -Two minimum!

 

Q. How many country singers does it take to take to screw in a light bulb?

 

A. Five, one to change it and four to get drunk, cry, and write a song about it.

[Scott Bond]

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[Harryman]

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M4 Z.1 unscrew old light bulb

 

 

M3 z-1.0 screw in new light bulb

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If you have light bulbs with a variety of screw pitches and socket depths, you really should consider a macro for this. Or you could possibly do it as a custom drilling cycle.

[Rekd™]

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Atta Boy!

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

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we actualy had 3 guys changing a set of florecents .One went up the ladder , one held the new bulbs and one took the old ones.

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MUST be a union shop!

[Camdude®]

hey does anyone have a light bulb for a GE multiwattage desklamp with a 3 position switch.

i just bought the lamp and my reseller doesn't have the correct bulb. oh buy the way, it can also sub out christmas bulbs so any of those will be appreciated as well.

[Noel]

Hey James

 

Believe it or not it's not a union shop(I wouldn't be here if it was). Just have a bunch of lazy people in it(anything to aviod doing what they are supposed to do).

 

 

Noel

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

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Believe it or not it's not a union shop(I wouldn't be here if it was). Just have a bunch of lazy people in it(anything to aviod doing what they are supposed to do).

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Man, bummer. Sorry to hear that.

[CAM-mando]

Geez I just was changing the (5) stupid $5.00 15watt bulbs in my bathroom light fixture. Of course I thought of this thread and chuckled just as the last thread on the bulb was disengaging.

 

I now have bulb glass every wher in the bathroom.

 

Thanks rekd'

[Rekd™]

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I now have bulb glass every wher in the bathroom.

 

Thanks rekd'

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Make sure you check the seat!

 

'Rekd

[dan m]

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M4 Z.1 unscrew old light bulb

 

 

M3 z-1.0 screw in new light bulb

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Is there a recommended feed rate?

[Fig sign]

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Is there a recommended feed rate?

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one bulb per socket

[Oppiz]

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Is there a recommended feed rate?

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That depends on the pitch of the bulb threads.

 

I though about taking a look at a bulb to find out but I'm afraid my coworkers will see me and ask what the f*** I'm doing??

[Tom Flyer]

Q: How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. Youse gotta a prollem wit dat?

[mold100]

What about adding a 2nd switch for a lightplus

add in. Or metalight utilities for predicting bad bulbs?

[Toolfab]

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What about adding a 2nd switch for a lightplus

add in

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As long as you have sent in your PO for the Maintanence agreement you will be fine.

 

Sorry, couldn't help it!