How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[BernieT]

My wife just told me to get off the forum!!! The light bulb in the bathroom is burned out!!! And hurry up!!

 

 

[Scott Bond]

Good Morning

As an employee I work in the dark all the time. So I leave the email on a blank page, and minimize it. Then when I need to see a demention on the print just Max it . When it comes up , it will make enough of a glow that if you put the print close to the monitor (over the key board) it will give enough light to see the demetions.

[robk]

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My wife just told me to get off the forum!!! The light bulb in the bathroom is burned out!!! And hurry up!!

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Good luck Bernie... Keep us posted how it works.

Don't leave us in the dark

 

Man I gotta go home...

 

Rob

[Rekd™]

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Yo, Millman, round up some other Californians and get over to Rekd's garage ASAP!!! Dude's suckin carbon monoxide or something.

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LMFAO!

 

Millman called me last nite and said you posted this. I almost fell outta my chair! Funny sh!t, meng!!

 

'Rekd

[Chris Rizzo]

"I've got a GE three-way 50-75-100 soft-white light bulb, and am looking for a good post processor. Can anyone help me?"

[crazy^millman]

+2 +3 +4 +4 +6 +7 +8(+2) +9(+1) lolololol sorry guys I am freaking rooling on this one tday and need it. But them there bulbs can I sell them to someone else on ebay. do you need some of the fancy 3d glasses to see the light them there bulbs put out. Can anyone give me a way to make that bulb work in the 9th dimension with a blackhole being the place of start allowing me to make a path from there to here keeping the bulb on but yet not allowing the black hole which acutally pulls the light backwards to reach me?

 

 

Crazy Millman yeah I know some nerd's idea of being funny with the balck hole.

[Rekd™]

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You forgot the 50 or so "Senior Members" that will all reply with the...

 

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This was covered..

 

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33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

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and

 

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19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

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'Rekd

[G Caputo]

We mustn't forget those that "borrowed" the lightbulb and don't know what it does or how to turn it on

[Fig sign]

And PLZ remember that Light Bulbs Software monitors this forum .

[Harryman]

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Hey Harry, I don't know if you were trying to be funny with the quote of Millman or not, but I laughed anyway

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Yeah, I was even trying to be funny with the Millman to garage thing... I thought about putting a J/K in there... Naaaa.

[kathy]

Absolutly Bitchen Thread !!!!1

 

I havn't laughed so hard in ages.

 

Bernie - got that bulb changed already? That's what I have a 16 year old boy for, to change out light bulbs. Of course, when I ask, I get the "Wait for a commercial Mom!"

sigh...

 

Kathy

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[Brendan P]

This thread reminds me of my work......

 

How many guys does it take to change an offset??

[Noel]

This is the funniest thread I think I have read to date.It made me think about last week we actualy had 3 guys changing a set of florecents .One went up the ladder , one held the new bulbs and one took the old ones.Then there was the big headed moldmaker grumbling that he can't work under these conditions. These are the guys that I have to work with.What I want to know how many forum members would it take to change a shadowgraph bulb?

 

 

Noel

[Brendan P]

At my work,we only have about 65 employees.

One of them is the "facilities manager".

(Yea I know.can you believe we even need him?)

When we need one of our metal halide bulbs changed out in the shop,this numbskull actually calls the electrician!

Talk about a complete waste of money....

[Guest]

For more information about light bulbs please go to this link . It is very relivant to this subject.

 

I also think light bulbs are misrepresented and we should email or call Jessie Jackson on this.

[Rekd™]

On the off chance that one of your light bulbs is having a difficult time of living a "perfect" life, I might have some information for you that could shed some "light" on the problem. Some light bulbs have their little lives shortened by being housed in a too small enclosed fixture such as a globe. The heat cannot escape, and the heat builds up, which shortens the little darling's life. For goodness sake, put a lower wattage bulb in that globe. If you have recessed lighting, you might have the attic insulation inspected above the lighting. The recessed lighting needs ventilation and if by chance the insulation is covering the area over the lighting, then you can look forward to an early demise. Friends don't let friends shorten a defenseless bulb's life.

 

'Rekd

 

[ 11-08-2003, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: Rekd ]

[Scott Bond]

Hi My Name is Scott, and I am a Bulb abuser.

When I was just a kid it was only leaving a light or two on when I went to sleep . Then as I got older I left the porch lights on all the time until they burned out. lately I have bet putting regular flood light bulbs in the Haas, I let them heat up all night and them whatch them smoke when the coolant hits'em in the morning.

Thanks Rekd, I really needed this meeting.

[Marty A]

yea i know sunday morning, just had to say, this was the best thread yet. rekd you da man. it,s 11:30 am now and i have all my stuff done so i am going to pop a top.to day is my birthday and i know it,s early but what the hey. really though i have to go and change my back porch light bulb.

go figure. ok everyone have a nice day now.

 

 

marty

[Hardmill]

If you are unable to go just 1 day without a light,

You're a light bulb-aholic. There are many

Ways you can get help with this. i myself have

been light bulb free for 2 yrs now. All you

do is take it one day at a time.

We're all here to help you with this awful

disease. Just say no to light bulbs.

 

PEACE

[Müřlıń®]

All you guys are NUTZ!!! You crack me up

 

Good one Rekd

 

Murlin

[dan m]

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we actualy had 3 guys changing a set of florecents .One went up the ladder , one held the new bulbs and one took the old ones.

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sounds to me like you were 1 guy short. there should have been 2 guys up ladders, 1 on each end to make sure they got the bulb in right

[McRae]

Again, the forum touches upon daily controvercy, we are currently replacing the Sodium Vapour lamps in our plant with high intensity halogens, there is a noticable difference in the emission spectrum and as you can imagine, there are camps both for and against the new bulbs.

 

It took Three Maintenance Guys, A Subcontractor and a Displaced Machine Operator to Change 4 Bulbs. This is just how things work here.

[Hardmill]

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Three Maintenance Guys, A Subcontractor and a Displaced Machine Operator

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Sounds like a TV sitcom.

 

PEACE

[Müřlıń®]

Well my ceilings are 18' high and 3 of my 8' florecent lights just went out this weekend........someone wanna come operate the forklift so I can see

 

 

******ties a wire onto the lift lever and bulb in hand, reluctantly climbs onto the pallet on the forks******

 

 

*****Gulp*****

 

 

Murlin teh heights make me nervous!!!!

[ScottyB]

Are you sure the bulb is burnt out? OR are you just in the middle of another blackout. You Kalifornians sure have your problems.

 

 

ScottyB puttin' gas in the lantern.