Member to Member

[cadcam]

Here is the new Cali Seal:

 

[mayday]

LOL

 

thats cool Jay

[ScottyB]

Motty,

"My icecream could fall into a pile of sheet and I'd still eat it."

Hey Brent,

Are you headed into the woods tomorrow?

Good luck to all the deer hunters out there. Hopefully we can post some pics in a week.

ScottyB shootin' da big one.

[Brent Wilkerson]

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Hey Brent,

Are you headed into the woods tomorrow?

Good luck to all the deer hunters out there. Hopefully we can post some pics in a week.

 

ScottyB shootin' da big one.

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I'm not originally from WI so this is why I'm the only one here sitting at work. All you WI ppl hunt. I prefer my meat pre-processed and packaged. I go hunting all the time in grocercy store, shoot myself a steak and strap it the hood of my car and drive around town.

 

I've nevered hunted before...can you tell?

 

The whole football fanatics too....very odd.

 

The first year I was here I was amazed.

 

Well back to pretending to work.

[Scott Bond]

Who Said

"I'm not bad ,I'm just drawn that way"

[Brent Wilkerson]

Scott...

 

The cartoon character voiced by Kim Baysinger (sp?) in the movie Cool World...right?

[ssibiski]

Jessica Rabbit, from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

 

Steve S.

[Scott Bond]

I heard it in the Roger Rabbit Cartoon.

I also saw the detective stand up and bump his head on Jessica Rabbit , that was funny.

 

Scot teh' Micheal Jackson called from Juvee, he wanted to know what was ment by "Mamber to Member"

[TREV]

ive been lurking on this thread for some time now and decided to play along

heres two from the same movie for you all:

 

"these oil cans are defective"

"i was born a poor black child"

 

trevor

[Scott Bond]

Hi

Would that be Steve Martin in "The Jerk" ?

 

Movie lines for $100 Alex

"If a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick"

[Marty A]

ok thought of this one on the way in this

morning.

 

hi hi hi my little droobies

 

i think i got it right

 

 

monday morning marty

[TREV]

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Would that be Steve Martin in "The Jerk"

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scott wins the prize.

that has got to be one of my favorite movies,right up there with the original cady shack.

heres anotherone:

 

are you ready for the summer?

 

trevor

[A-ron1286490684]

Some of my favorite lines from my favorite movies...

 

1. "Scuse me stewardess, I speak jive..."

"Jus hang loose blood -We catcha up on the rebound wit da medacii..."

 

2. "Hey Dad you think these guys know the Commodores?"

 

3. "I tell you what I'd do If I had a million dollars... two chicks at the same time man, damn straight, always wanted to do that, and I figure if I had a million dollars I could pretty much hook that up."

 

4. "Is he one of them retards that slobbers and mumbles and stuff 'cause you know how I am around midgets and retards..."

[Toolfab]

Lets go to music.....

 

"beat it, just beat it"

"leave me alone"

My favorite

"keep it in the closet"

 

[camguy]

Motty

 

"hi hi hi my little droobies"

if it's "droogies" then it was

Malcolm McDowell as Alex in "A Clockwork Orange"

[robk]

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"A Clockwork Orange"

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A true classic. I love it.

 

Rob

[ssibiski]

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3. "I tell you what I'd do If I had a million dollars... two chicks at the same time man, damn straight, always wanted to do that, and I figure if I had a million dollars I could pretty much hook that up."

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Office Space

good movie

 

 

Steve S.

[P_Scott]

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Office Space

good movie

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Great movie. "Um, Yeah. Did you get the memo I sent earlier? If you could just go ahead and move your office to the basement, that'd be great. Oh, here's that stapler I've been looking for."

ROFLMAO

That originated as a short animated series from the same guy who did "Beavis and Butthead" and "King of the Hill". I think the character's name is Milton but I could be wrong. Happy Turkey Day Everybody!

[Toolfab]

Milton is correct.....

 

And Peter, we really need to talk about your TPS reports.

[d00d]

How about

 

"I'm Humping, the butler.".."oh yeah? Well who's F$*king the maid?" or "poor doggie, is this bad lady squeezing your genitals?"

 

hehe one of my all time favs.

d00d

[cadcam]

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These snausberries taste like snausberries. (spelling?)

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Willy Wonka and the choclat factory.

 

Am I right sir?

[Scott Bond]

Bob received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse

vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was laced with profanity.

 

Bob tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by saying only polite words, playing soft music and doing anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary.

 

Finally, he was fed up. He yelled at the parrot. The parrot squawked back. John shook the parrot, who then uttered the most awful stream of profanities.

 

Bob, in desperation, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a squawk was heard.

 

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Bob opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language. I'm sincerely

remorseful for my inappropriate behavior and vocabulary transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

 

Bob was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Philcott]

That was funny.

 

I will copy it and send it on to others.

 

Happy Thanksgiving

 

Phil

[jrykrl]

How bout this one:

even if we win, it doesn't matter, cuz all the good looking chicks will go out with them cuz they got all the money.

[Brent Wilkerson]

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These snausberries taste like snausberries. (spelling?)

 

Willy Wonka and the choclat factory.

 

Am I right sir?

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CadCam -> Supertroopers is what I was refering to. When the kid is in the back of the police car fried. But it may have been in Wily Wonka originally.

 

BTW Veruca Salt is a b*tch!