O/T .. Let's try this story again....

[BernieT]

It was 'almost' a dark and stormy night, ......

 

[Rekd™]

...and my cdrom light was glowing bright...

[Lars Christensen]

....purple, "purple rain" said the King to the Prince....

[Racer X]

...illuminating my computer pharm as I netboot my 27 boxen (again). The CPU fans droning that familiar tone....

[jrykrl]

A little lit, but not quite stomed

[jrykrl]

stoned

[JAMMAN]

....when all of the sudden things started to chatter...the heads on the scsi hitting the platter.....

[SledGeek]

i sprang from my chair to dive and take cover....

[Leehound]

Then I looked up just to discover .....

[Camdude®]

a holographic image floating in space..

[biss03]

its from the emastercam forum, it looks like a face...

[Fig sign]

Mastercam race ...

[mayday]

I thought for a minute........

thats just my luck

[Harryman]

Like in MIB, a bug just squashed my truck

[Brent Wilkerson]

And just when of thought....

[Fig sign]

I am washing ,sweeping dust ,cleening ,repairing all our appartment working harder than at work .

Children shouting ,beating,calling names ,offending ,abusing ,weeping ,laughing .

My wife she is cooking ,washing ,and etc , etc

I think : Better at work ,the holidays will end up and we`ll have a rest !

[BernieT]

Then with a CRASH the power went out !!! She screamed.........

[Brad St.]

Someone said my name, but I quite couldn't hear...

[Bocho]

My God! We don't have a maintenance agreement!

[P_Scott]

The emergency lamps illumined a grisly scene...

[Bocho]

For strewn about the floor were...

[chris m]

...all the parts from my LT15M that just got smashed because...

[Scott Bond]

because...I spilled my Starbucks coffee on my cdrom door .

[P_Scott]

Call Starbucks! We need a replacement, STAT!!

[Brad St.]

I always thought they should make those coffee cup holders stronger on the pc's