O/T Wanna fool in the Fool`s day ?

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Hello ,folks !

 

Not so much left till the Fool`s day .

Beeng a man with a bad sense of humor and regarding myself as a great poet I prepare special actions ,celebrations and jokes .

We are busy ,work can be hard ,dull,nervous ,one day a year all the programmers (fools ) must have a right to joke .

Hoping not to be banned .

Want your opinions ,sugestions and contribution .

Let us make this day a special .

My friends Eeyore and Winnie are preparing too.

 

Iskander teh Nobody`s fool

[Noel]

Theres the old blueing ink on the handles, fill the drawers of the tool box with plastic peletts,Wire up some fire crackers to a micro switch detonator on the toilet seat(that one usualy gets them going).Super gluing the coffee mug to the desk etc etc.This should be a very informative thread.

 

 

Noel

[randy]

you can always remove the speaker from there phone so they cant talk to anybody comes out easy no wires or anything just unscrew the moth piece take out mic screw back on

[bryan314]

Well if you really don't like someone, set my nuke chook as their startup chook.

 

For those unfamiliar with the chook. It shuts down Mastercam with no save, no prompts it just shuts down NOW.

 

Bryan

[Wally]

you can always leave an empty can of sardines under the desk - were it can be easily seen,then they`ll think, they found it, but stuff half a sardine the the microphone of the phone. they`ll be sticking it in there face all day. or if anyone drinks from a straw - soda,etc. when they`re not looking, suck the straw full of ketchup and put it back in the can.

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Easy one :

find your file c:winntwinnt256.bmp for regular

and winnt.bmp for safe mode save them in some other place and replace them with others

with something like

This is Fooling around virus .

Unplug your piece of junk and throw it through window .

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I once did this :

Installed some thingy ,turning video imput 90 or 180 degrees (it was for Win 95 ,long ago )

Well ,after windows loaded up turned 180 degrees ,adviced the guy to flip the monitor .

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And you can always ask for a free post .

[specv]

my favorite one is the screenshot of the desktop set as their background, hide the taskbar, and put all the icons in one folder....lol

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I used to take off ball from the mouse and to say after that that this mouse has no balls

 

[Scott Bond]

This was mine at Simon Bros.1998

We changed the traveler on a big project to insinuate that the part was made to the wrong dash number or opp. hand. The Poor Programmer, and his operator got blammed and hung out to dry everywhere they went for help. Everybody went with the party all the way up to the owners then brook the news at last break time.

[Slixmix]

This one is for the smaller shops with one stall in the bathroom. Prop up a pair of boots with some Levis coming out of them. Lock the door and go under the stall or jump over it. All day this guy is there taking a. lol

[A-ron1286490684]

Powdered graphite on the eyecups of the stereo microscope.

[Rekd™]

A-ron, you *******!

 

'Rekd

[Rekd™]

N Franko, ever take a melon into the bathroom with a 2 litre bottle of water? Ohh, the sounds you can make..

 

'Rekd teh PLOP!!

[Slixmix]

Damn Rekd, what a great idea!! The supermarket is on the way home.

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

We used to get bored and would epoxy a quarter to the floor in the aisle to watch people come by to pick it up.

[Don S at Barefoot CNC South]

Re arrange a few keys on the keyboard and find out who the real typists are.

Jimmy did ya get my emails?

 

Don S

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

Yeah, Katie's going to burn some stuff on a cd for you.

[Noel]

we used to put burnung newspaper under the bathroom door and squirt wd40 under the door.

 

 

 

 

Noel

[gcode]

A piece of tape across the bottom of a mouse.

Glue the phone to its cradle

Unplug his keyboard

Change a guys logon password so he thinks he's been fired

Rename and or write-protect a programmers

work folder on the network

Mass email some porno to everyone in the company

thru a guy's email account

[ScottyB]

You could re-register as BADMOFO and post a stupid topic. Then leave your post count at 9. It's not much of a joke but you'll leave 8000 other members ready to pull the trigger if you come back for post #10.

 

On second thought...never mind...that's just stupid.

 

[Jimmy Wakeford from Barefoot CNC]

ScottyB...Are you joshing us????

That would be funny though huh?.

 

But that would also make you a geeterhead.

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You could re-register as BADMOFO and post a stupid topic.

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Not a bad Idea but you will not manage .

And anyway ,me and my friends Eeyore and Winnie

were flamed not once .

Somebody even sais that we are the same triplicated personality .

I `ve got the last warnings.

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Dave Thomson

 

Administrator

Member # 2

 

posted 03-03-2004 14:35

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Iskander - up your dosage.

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But I have my ways

[mold100]

I worked at a die casting company 2nd shift the fist shift guys hated us,there were 6 of us that spent most of our night rearranging their stuff,put their workshoes up on an I beam somewhere in the shop, put powdered laxitive mixed in with coffee creamer, we would push peoples roll arounds into bathroom stalls and lock them from the inside and hop back over the stall, put vactra #2 in anyone cup that was stupid enough to leave it out.Put downloaded porn pics in the traveler folders in engineering.Surprises everywhere you looked.Good one is to turn the water to toilet off so when someone would do their dooty and flush guess what no more water, Man I have pissed some people off in my day.