o/t bumper stickers

[PBpaul]

This does not apply to the (what, two?) females using this forum!!!!!!

 

If the Good Lord had meant for women to vote,

He would have given them brains.

[Scott Bond]

If a couple in so. Carolina get a divoce,

are the still brother and sister?

[A-ron1286490684]

-Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

-My other wife is beautiful!

-And your crybaby whiny assed opinion would be?

-A kiss is an upper persuasion for a lower invasion!

-Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!', till you can find a rock.

-Driver caries only $20 in Ammunition!

-Annoy a Liberal – Work hard and be happy

-FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).

-Heavily medicated for your safety

-Vote Democrat – It’s easier than thinking

-I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

-Don't laugh! Your daughter may be inside!

-I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying.

-If you can read this, I've lost my trailer

-Orgasm Donor!

-Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I

-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

-Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

[Brian C.]

"My drinking team has a racing problem."

 

"Nuke gay whales for Jesus."

 

"Real Vermonters spread sh_t, they don't pack it."

 

in ski towns: "Stop the brutal grooming".

 

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[Toolfab]

Kind of ironic, I got this emailed to me today;

 

 

The Best Bumper Stickers for 2003

 

17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ******* .

 

16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

 

15. The proctologist called...they found your head.

 

14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

 

13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

 

12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

 

11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

 

10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

 

9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

 

8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people Everybody, But Me."

 

7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

 

6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

 

5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

 

4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to

be out by itself.

 

2. Hang up and drive!

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER:

 

1. Welcome to America ... Now speak English!

[post]

A few of my favorites.

 

-All I want to do is massage your back. TRUST me...

-Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

-And, whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

-All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

-Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

-Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

-Black Holes are where God divided by zero.

-Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

And it's corolary: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.

-I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!

-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

-Ironic isn't it, that God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03.

-If you always take time to stop and smell the roses - sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

-If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

-Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. (I had this one on my car)

-It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

-Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

-Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

-So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute!

-Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

-Sure you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian!

-The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

 

And two from Rick Bayam and his site www.i-cynic.com

 

-Denial: How an optimist keeps from becoming a pessimist.

-Artificial Insemination: Procreation without recreation.

 

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[PBpaul]

Honk if you chipped one in to beat Greg Norman

Paul

 

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[Brendan P]

Mean people suck (on left side of bumper)

Nice people swallow (on right side of bumper)

 

Seen on "Jen" the psycho's car.

[Rekd™]

There's a lady that does physical therapy next door to us, she just put a big ol sticker on the back window of her car;

 

"If you're going to ride my xxxx, at least pull my hair!"

 

'Rekd teh You go, girl!

[Brendan P]

Leave it to you Rekd to notice.

[EZ3PUTT]

Saw this one last week...I offered my honor and

she honored my offer, all night long it was honor and offer.

[Joel Schreiner]

My idea of gun control is using both hands.

 

joel

[Mark Lovelace]

Seen recently: "It ain't over 'till your brother counts the votes"

[Müřlıń®]

quote:

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There is a village in Texas looking for it's idiot.

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All right....All right....just because I'm an idiot doesnt mean that all Texans are

 

 

Murlin

[Fig sign]

The door sticker :

Everyone coming here causes the warm feelings :

Some by getting in and some by getting out !

[Jammer™]

Blitzburg,: A drinking town with a football problem.

[Thad]

I saw one today that I just loved! It was a sticker for the Marines. It had the globe and anchor on it and it said, "When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight."

 

 

Thad teh diggin' one outa the archives

[jspangler]

HI

What's club '75?

 

John

[jspangler]

Hi

This wasn't a bumper sticker, but a saying my old boss at BC Rich guitars used to say all the time...

 

"The only thing that pioneers get are arrows in the xxxx".

 

That about says it all.

 

JOhn

[Thad]

quote:

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What's club '75?

---

John,

 

If memory serves me correctly, there was a thread on how old people are. There were a handful of members born in 1975, so they decided to form this "alliance" known as "Club '75." But as we all know, you ain't $hit unless you were born in 1970.

 

Thad teh instigator

[Jack Mitchell]

Club 75 arrived via an older thread claiming that I thought myself to be one of the younger/older forum players. I sort of went after great grandfather Ed House of In-House Solutions – but alas, I don’t think he is very active with internet or forum savvy. Apparently Corey aka Mold100 was born in 1975 as are many other forum members and it was he that coined the term, to the best of my knowledge. A plethora of interesting responses were given – to me the most outstanding was Bernie’s age and the simple fact that he is not ready to retire (hope the move back to California was a good one and I also hope your having a little luck finding another job, Lord knows at almost 50 years I might also have a tough time with it.)

 

Matt,

 

"Rekd teh You go, girl!" is undoubtably your finest byline yet.

 

 

Regards, Jack

[Bocho]

1. I (club symbol from playing cards) my wife.

2. local tattoo parlor "f*** yes it hurts!"

[Dan Schnars]

There was a Ford Ranger on I-85 one day that was nose down in the ditch off of the shoulder of the road... Brush and sticks and mud all over his freshly wrecked truck and the sticker on the rear bumper read "...Jesus is my co-pilot... "

[Code_Breaker]

Here's mine:

 

HORN BROKE -- WATCH FOR FINGER

 

Code_Breaker

[Noel]

My favorite

 

 

I'm not tailgating I'm Drafting

 

 

Noel