o/t bumper stickers

[TREV]

every once in a while i read a bumper sticker that really makes me wonder about the driver. this weekend i spotted just the thing to get me wondering, it was this

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i poke badgers with spoons

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now i've never run across a badger but what i've seen on the discovery channel these are quite a handful in a small package. i'm sure the driver was the same

any one else got a good one?

trevor

[skeetboy25]

our economy would be fine if it was as easy to get a building permit as it is to get welfare.

 

seen in the D-lot, pikes peak community college

[Jack Mitchell]

Excellant OT thread suggestion - I wonder why this has not come up before?

 

Another possible OT thread could be commercials since they make us smile. My latest favorites are for some sports channel advertising which are regularily featured on CNN. (Lakers player at a vending machine - That's what Michael Jordan would have picked as well).

 

I liked this bumper sticker but chances are that few others will.

It reads as follows:

 

There is a village in Texas looking for it's idiot.

 

But seriously folks, the Dixie Chicks look absolutly marvelous in their latest photo session - anybody else?

 

 

Regards, Jack

 

[ 04-27-2003, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Jack Mitchell ]

[Scott Bond]

In the 1970's their was a bumper sticker the read::

If you don't like the way I drive

dial 1-800 EAT$HIT.

 

One time just for fun,, I dialed it and

""Hello Denny's""

[CAM-mando]

Trev,

 

You mean youve never tried badger poking ? ... Such a sheltered life

 

Saw one that said:

 

If you get any closer I'll flick a booger on your winshield.

 

Speaking of commercials Jack did you see the one with the Kid and her new bike she got with the money her dad (who owns an old clunker PC) had to put in the Curse Can ?

[Rekd™]

quote:

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You mean youve never tried badger poking ? ... Such a sheltered life

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How bout cow-tipping? Always good fun.. but timid compared to badger poking.. (And yes, Badgers ARE a handful in a small package, hence the term "badgering")

 

There was a truck in San Diego a few years ago that had the tail-gate done with

"CLINTON: Like a turd that won't flush"

 

Recently saw a license plate frame;

"Either Slow Down, Go Around, Or Shut The F*&$ Up!"

 

'Rekd teh "If you're reading this, watch for brake lights!"

 

[ 04-27-2003, 11:16 PM: Message edited by: Rekd ]

[skeetboy25]

acctually on my truck during the clinton years...

"dr krevorkian for white house phisician"

[chris m]

An anti-public-assistance comment:

 

"Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em"

 

Priceless

[Philcott]

Saw this on a "t" shirt but thought it could be made into a bumper sticker.

 

 

"If it's called tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

 

Phil

[kccadcam]

Here's a whole collection...............

 

 

17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an a**hole.

 

16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

 

15. The proctologist called...they found your head.

 

14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

 

13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

 

12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

 

11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

 

10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

 

9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

 

8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."

 

7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

 

6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

 

5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

 

4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

 

2. Hang up and drive!

 

1. Welcome to America...now speak English!

 

 

[Surface]

Uppity Women Unite

[Jammer™]

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

[Mark Lovelace]

A common one around here (lower Klamath river region): "I'm pro-salmon and I vote."

 

I knew a guy who worked for the post office who had one on his car that said "Don't disgruntle me."

 

Myself, I have one on my truck that has the timeless, all-purpose, universally relevant message, "They're lying."

 

[ 04-28-2003, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: Mark Lovelace ]

[jmfrank]

smart bombs dumb kids

[Slixmix]

My favorite bumper sticker read like this:

 

I Hate Bumperstickers

[Charles Davis]

"My child was inmate of the month at Folsom State Prison"

 

The other is one of those with the little boy taking a "leak", modified with the words "War Protesters" in the, uh.... line of fire so to speak.

[jdempsey]

I saw one just the other day that was pretty good. It said, Im so good that I tickle myself

[Westgate Hardwoods]

Two I saw recently:

 

"How did our oil get under their sand?"

 

"I'm sick of this Bush*t!"

[Travis_Buchanan]

My favorites.

 

"I got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a Brownie"

 

"Eric R Rudolph - World's Hide & Seek Champion 1999 - 2003"

[Toolfab]

There was a guy that came into a club that I run the security at night part time (stress reliver) He thaught he was cool with a shirt that had a picture of G.W. Bush on it that said "international terrorist" so I had a chat with him a cival as I could be, he smarted off, I threw him down a flight of stairs, and now that shirt hangs in my office at the club!

 

AAAHHH can you feel the stress leaving

 

 

PS, yes I have anger managment issues

 

[ 04-28-2003, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: Toolfab ]

[Trevor Bailey]

+1 for Toolfab

[Scott Bond]

Wife and dog missing

Reward for dog

 

 

Good Programs --almost bug free-- come from about four percent of all programmers; however about 90 percent of all programmers believe they are in that four percent.

[Brendan P]

quote:

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he smarted off, I threw him down a flight of stairs,

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Yea....

So what's wrong with that?

[iowajim62]

Those of you who think you know "everything", are very annoying to those of us who do !

 

Lead,Follow or get the H_ll out of my way !

 

If you don't love the USA, LEAVE !!!

 

Personal Favorite seen in 1981

 

You can have my Guns

When you pry my cold dead fingers off 'em !

[jspangler]

Hi

Don't know if anyone already listed this or not, but

 

 

"IS THAT YOUR FACE OR DID YOUR NECK THROW UP?"

 

Got lotsa laughs on the back of my pickup.

 

John