o/t bumper stickers

[gcode]

I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!

[CAM-mando]

In our area these bumber stickers popped up in the last few years Ive wondered if they are common place everywhere.

 

"My student is an honor roll student at [insert school]"

 

The rebuttal sticker became popular.

 

"My kid beat up your honor students"

 

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[Marty A]

saw one on a car at the gas station.

 

don't even think of ripping me off

the government beat you to it

 

motty

[Thad]

Found this on the net...

 

"If we weren't supposed to eat animals, they wouldn't be made out of meat."

 

Thad

[mold100]

Toolfab,

 

This may be a Club '75 issue I also frequently take on bouncer positions in nightclubs there is something I like about that form of stress relief.Especially from the Tough Guys that Jack Daniles and Jim Beam have convinced that they are superheros.

 

Also I hate bumber stickers but across my back window I do have a 20" TAPOUT logo.

[Toolfab]

Nice Thad

 

 

....I love animals, they are DELICIOUS....

 

 

Corey, check your email!

 

[ 04-29-2003, 09:36 AM: Message edited by: Toolfab ]

[Mark Lovelace]

Particularly popular and poignant after the '89 Loma Prieta earthquake interrupted the Bay Bridge World Series: "Nature Bats Last"

[Craig Madsen from CM3D]

Vegetarian: Old Indian word for "BAD HUNTER"

 

Stupidity should be painful.

 

PETA: People Eat Tasty Animals

[randy]

bumper sticker for you fishermen

 

friends dont let friends catch bass

[EZ3PUTT]

Got a friend who recently went through a divorce. His bumper sticker reads "I miss my ex............

but my aim is getting better"

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

"I like Cats,... they taste just like chicken!"

 

[mikeb]

"I poke badgers with spoons" is a routine by stand-up comedian Eddie Izzard.

 

 

as far as bumper stickers...there arent very many i care for. i did find one that said "This car is equipped with phasers and photon torpedos and a trigger happy helmsman," amusing.

[A-ron1286490684]

Solve world hunger... -Eat liberals!

 

If your going to ride my xxxx

-at least pull my pigtails and address me as bitch

 

Run Hillary Run! (Democrats put it on their rear bumper, Republicans put it on the front bumper!)

 

I brake for hallucinations

 

D.A.M.M (Drunks Against Madd Mothers)

[TREV]

thanks mikeb

i did a search on the web to see where the saying might have originated and was surprised how many sights actually had the saying "i poke badgers with spoons" i figured it meant something. i have never heard of the comedian.

trevor

[Allan Brown]

D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia

[Toolfab]

quote:

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The best part of the show was when the tiger jumped out of Zigfreid's butt!

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DUDE, that is funny, lmao. Nice A-ron!

 

[Mark Lovelace]

Eddie Izzard is a hilarious British transvestite comedian. He's not gay, he says he just likes women's clothing. Go figure. But he is pretty damn funny.

 

Here's a few more bumper stickers:

 

(seen on a BMW) "The dominant paradigm has been very good to me"

 

(seen on an SUV) "No war for oil... oh, what the hell, go ahead"

 

"More trees, fewer Bushes"

 

"Friends don't let friends vote Republican"

[Cuda340]

I have air brushed on the back of my lift Dodge.

If you can't stop, Smile as you go under!

[Guest CNC Apps Guy 1]

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords".

 

Seen on a Harley;

"Better a sister in a xxxxehouse than a brother on a Honda."

[Rekd™]

quote:

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Seen on a Harley;

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While we're on the subject of these, um, show-pieces..

 

"Harley would make a good bike if they had as many engineers as they have lawyers"

(This obviously taken from the time HD tried to sue Honda cuz they made a bike that sounded like a HD)

 

This is on a shirt I have, a guy on a crotch rocket sitting not quite patiently behind a couple of HDs with a caption; "If you're going to ride a couch, why not just stay home?"

 

Harley's are nice if you don't mind lack of handling & stability, don't mind the mess they leave everywhere, and you could prolly use the excercise you're going to get pushing it home half the time you take it out..

 

'Rekd teh Always getting people stirred up

[Tony]

Seen on a Harley:

 

If you can read this,

The Bit@h Fell off the Back.

 

RZ 350/500's Forever

[BlueBeard]

"Don't sweat the petty stuff, just pet the sweaty stuff!"

[MACHINEMASTERG]

rehab is for quiters!!!!

[Slixmix]

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

[Kevin Goddard]

Tony, do you ride RZ's? We have a few around here. Check out Sig Emersons on the RZRD500 site. RZs are a blast.