Dead Man Walking

[gcode]

This may be my last post on this forum or any other place. It has just come to my attention that

I have completely forgotten my 15th wedding anniversary which was today.

My wife gave me about three opportunities to remember, and I blew them all I wondered why she was acting strangely and now I know.

 

If I miss the next roll call, you'll know why :

[Scott Bond]

Oh brother gcode

If you can still read this with your good eye,,

your gunna need some damage control.

 

Hawaii ?

 

[crazy^millman]

Yeah mine in coming up the 24 of July and her birthday is the 25 of this month.

 

Gcode nice knowing you and see ya on the other side.

 

Man hope you got a credit card better be soemthing good you get on the way home or you need to go get it now. Tell he you wear going to get it and I told you abotu the Earthquake and you were s oconcerned for her saftey that you wanted to make sure she was ok before going to get her gift and not got it before now becuase she seem to always find out what you get her and for the 15th wanted it to be extra special.

[gcode]

Its way too late for that. I'm home, she's on the way home. Her dance teacher called me to let me

know I am dead

[cadcam]

Well thanks for reminding me, mine is october and it's my 10th . I can not forget that one.

[crazy^millman]

It's never too late to do something for her. do a search on the goggle for Poems find a real nice one and read it to her promise she will be no where near as mad. You can cook get to cooking soemthing and put on some Barry White will help soften the blows.

[gcode]

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Barry White will help soften the blows.

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Yeah, She'll trade up the 9mm Smith for a 45cal Colt.

Its much too late for half measures.

I completely absolutely totally forgot and she knows it.

I'll just have to fall back on my good looks and charming smile... in short I'm dead

[jspangler]

Hi

Dude, my FIRST wedding anniversary was a disaster, and I still haven't been able to forget about it. We flew to Cozumel, and I figured since we blew a bunch of $$ just taking the trip that it was our "gift" to each other.

 

 

Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!!

 

 

Nice knowin' Ya.

 

 

John

[gcode]

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we blew a bunch of $$ just taking the trip that it was our "gift" to each other.

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My wife wanted to "upgrade" her wedding ring

this year. I said go for it. 4 months and untold thousands later she and the jeweler are still working on it.

A reasonable man would say that was her anniversary gift, but I know that's not going to fly

[Hardmill]

Perhaps the forum will support braile so you

can still read

Good luck buddy.

 

First day of the last month.

First day of the last month.

First day of the last month.

First day of the last month.

Can't forget that date.

 

PEACE

[Rekd™]

[Guest]

When you get there follow the light.

[chris m]

OUCH

 

I got off easy: last Saturday was my 5th but since it was the 2nd of the 5 [non-consecutive] for which we aren't living under the same roof it was OK to blow it off...

 

You, sir, on the other hand; are f__ked

 

Semper Fi and best of luck

 

Just remember 'Hands Up, Elbows In, Chin Down'

 

C

[jrykrl]

I once forgot to put my wife on the guest list at a gig, and well, I still hear about it. When I read the post, I almost sh!t!!!

gcode, head between your legs, and kiss your ...

I feel for ya brotha

rip

jer

[John T.]

Aww dude. I feel for ya. My 8th anniversary is the 15th this month also, but we planned ahead and celebrated over the weekend. Then we both went to work on the 15th...

 

John

[Brendan P]

Ooh my god

This is one thing that She will never forget.

 

You naughty boy!!

[mold100]

we will give you a 21 post salute

[Dan Schnars]

You poor xxxx... Our thoughts and prayers are with you...

[Teh Bear without Brains kinda idiot]

Oh ,bear me ,Gcode ,you teh miserable!

But you must hope for better and you can try a soothing poem ,that I wrote by Iskander`s request for a similar occasion .

It worked that time and I hope it will work one time more.

 

A soothing song .

 

I love your darling ,more than money !

I love you honey more than honey !

I love you sweetest more than beer !

You are my lovely,charming dear !

 

Regards ,your sincere supporter .

PLZ ,write me back ,if it worked .

 

Teh bear me

[sike]

****! I havent even made it to the first yet may be i should get out while i still can.

[Marty A]

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I love you sweetest more than beer !

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um to close to call on that one lol

 

 

marty no you can't have my bud light

[sir Camalot]

I'll bet if you spent the next 15 days buying her surprise gifts (1 for each day, for each of the years you were together) she will fall back in love with you. I'll even start you off in the right direction with an idea; buy her a bottle of her favorite perfume and have it monogramed with a love note specially for her. Anyone else with a good gift idea? Come on...help the man out! Good luck to you!

[Teh Bear without Brains kinda idiot]

A bed of roses ?!?

[Mark H]

Are you still alive today? or just hospitalized? Hope all went well.

[gcode]

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Are you still alive today

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Yes, I am alive this morning. My wife knows me too well. Between MCX beta, a new version of MCU

that just came out, a big project at work and

some work I'm doing at home, she knew I would forget.

When she came home I apoligised for forgetting our

anniversary and she said "Who reminded you??

She wasn't even mad!

 

gcode teh lucky lucky dog